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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.06 22:15:00 -
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Wat?
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:25:00 -
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Hi Mr United alt. I find it heartily amusing that you have poasted these ransom demands on Eve-O. Perhaps to curry favour with the unwashed masses of the forums or help raise monies for these demands.
But apparantly it's on now.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.07 05:46:00 -
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 Originally by: Chelou
Edited by: Chelou on 07/02/2009 05:32:36
hmm...
so this was a troll ?!.. nice :D
Oh no, they are serious demands. Prostitutes are serious business.
BTW according to one United source it's on.
We are having fun atm in 0.0 engaging in some intense PVP (Player Vs Plex) and losing lots of ratting ships because we really suck tbh. |
Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.10 22:40:00 -
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Is this thread still not dead?
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 09:55:00 -
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Yo dawg I heard you like scan res.
So we put two officer sensor boosters on your phobos and four remote boosts on your Hyperion so you can loggoffski/warp off when when reds come in local despite having 2:1 advantage.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.11 21:16:00 -
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Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 11/02/2009 21:16:41
FORUM WARRIORS ASSEMBLE!
Firstly... reference our supposed NAPfest. One member has an alt in Triumvirate who I think are far to busy right now to be concerned with the petty squablings of a pair of second rate lowsec pirate corps. However before an Olive Branch was offered by your leadership he did set up This little doozy completely without my knowledge (nice one btw). As for the PVP powerhouse alliance that is Ignition... I have never seen anyone soil their breeches so hard about what is essentially a two man alliance. I have had many, many offers of help, ex members, carebears, old enemies etc etc. I have turned all of them down. It would appear that yes indeed, the whole of Eve is out to get you guys, it's just that we won't be bringing them to help us.
We travelled to 0.0 for a break. This was planned weeks before the break down in diplomacy between us. We stuck around for the war with Noir. and had fun with that. Sec status is an advantage yes. I'm sure we'll burn through it soon enough on other endevours. Hell I'll pay for a wardec if you're that emo about it.
The other night we anchored a bait pos in Rancer, unfortunately, being the incredibly rude people you are you shooted it before it was fully fueled and stronted so we made a beeline back from 0.0. The majority of our cap fleet was ordered to hold off while we tried to draw out some of yours (I will note that you had more cap pilots online at the time). Eventually we got bored and just dropped the rest of them in, mainly to see your gratuitous smack in local. Later on when you came back to pew pew the pos again (yawnzor) with a 12 man BS gang as we only had 3 people online we made Carrier droppage again, just for lulz. This seems to have put the fear of God into you guys, once again I'll reimpress that you have a much larger cap fleet. The toys are there in the toy box to play with and maybe get broken.
Ref last night. I dropped an alt into Rancer to see what was on the gate. 5xbs and 2-3 HICs/Rapiers. I grabbed two Domi's and had a corpmate in a third as backup holding in Otou. Everyone was still on the gate when we were 1 jump out. As soon as we jump into Rancer the gate clears, either warping to your pos or loggoffskiing. If your man had indeed logged at the gate with agro (durp) before he saw us and then jumped on to warn you, would it not have been a good idea to come back and get his ships safe?
I also like the fact that several of your members are so unable to distinguish the line between a game and reality that they resort to finding people's personal details and phoning them, in one case internationally, to harass them.
Like it or not we have you on the back foot. When we are in local, even in small numbers you remain docked up unless you are able to put 20+ guys on the gate (must suck for profit sharing, but then you have other sources of income like the hisec macro miners who are paying you not to suicide them, just don't put it into a Titan fund ala Daisho). You have to react to our every move. We have your testes in an iron grip.
You have our demands.
Pay, move or die.
Fin.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 07:39:00 -
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Originally by: Eva midgard
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I dunno, the fact that the guy in the message uses Ga'len's ingame name and sounds suspisciously like one of your directorate kind of indicates that it's due to internets spaceships hate. We weren't the ones to bring RL into it, you were.
Apologies for the loggoffski claims. I am only relating what I saw. One second he was on the gate, I jump into local, I check back to my scout and he was warping off in a random direction. OFC real life priorities should always come before internets spaceships. But for the purposes of this propaganda war (thanks for making this thread btw Scots Tsunami of Negative Ten Alliance with your newly purchased alt) examples must be made.
Yes, we are terrible at forum warrioring. We are terrible at PVP. We suck at this game.
But we're better than you.
/thread
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.12 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Shigsy
lucky our setup on united worked where we lost a carrier to you but at least we baited them and killed some battleships. and pods, oh the pods were glorious
Nice...All the denial of it being a setup and now you change your mind?  There goes my respect for Neo...
I guess sarcasm doesn't transfer well across the internets. Also I have very little respect for Keanu Reeves anyway. This thread is rubbish. Let it die everyone.
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2009.02.14 12:34:00 -
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*Larkonis Trassler sits pondering silently, his pipe clamped firmly between his teeth. He sets his pipe down and rises to his feet.
'Count Montecarlo, you claim to be a warrior of Justice, Honour, Integrity, Valour, Truth and Courage yet how can you take a side with the spineless dogs of the United?' he begins pacing, the hairs of his great moustache twitching with ever increasing rage. 'I put it to you sir that you have forsaken these values to line your pockets. Every man has his price Count Montecarlo but I thought yours would be higher than this!'
Larkonis had much thinking to do. It would seem that United, petrified of his small corp, terrified of honourable combat had sent messengers far and wide looking for help. The list of the Coalition of Injustice was growing. Already the vile Francais of the former Roids'Are'Us corporations had seized the opportunity at United's behest to declare a war on the Honourable Neo Spartans. Many others had rallied to United's aid. Larkonis sat and waited. He would stand alone with his corp while the dogs of war were unleashed upon him. He planned to be standing at the end of it.
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